Excuse me, where is the hardware department? Where is the hardware department? CLERK: What exactly is it you're looking for? The hardware department. INTERCOM: Manager to Register 47, please. I gotta stop in here for a minute, and get me some WD-40 and a tap and die. Keep my eye on the what? Stop looking at me, boy! Watch the ball! Can't hear you, Dad! Don't worry, Bobby. HANK: Run! Run! Run! HANK: Look at the batter, boy! Watch the ball! Huh? What? Hey, don't look at me! Keep your eye on the ball. Now you hit the next one out of the park. The pitcher could walk me, couldn't he? Don't play lawyer-ball, son. And you can't get on base without taking a swing. Bobby, you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. And even Okay, give 112, what's the difference? Look, Bobby, just do your best, okay? HANK: Swing, Bobby! Swing! Swing! Ball one. How about if Bobby gave 112 percent? Sure, that'd work. But what if the Wildcats give 110 percent, too? Well, then you gotta try even harder. That's what'll give you that winning edge. How do I do that? You gotta give 110 percent. If you want to win, you're gonna have to do better than your best. So are you ready to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby? Okay. I've got a minor son living in this house. But for God's sakes, girl, lock the door. HANK: Oh, God! Luanne, I thought you went home! No, Uncle Hank, Mama and Daddy are still fighting. Now you get ready for the game, okay? Yes, sir. What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. HANK: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing funny about these sounds. WOMAN: Hello? Mother of God! It's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this? I bought it at the mall. Well, why not? I like this new generation of music. What you listening to, son? I don't think you'd like it. I tell you what, man, them dang old New York boys. And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does. See that part where dang old George comes in there? He talks about tasting his own burp. Who's ready? Hank: You all catch the Seinfeld show last night? Everyone: Yep. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives. But I'll tell you what my truck really needs. Hank: Well, I wish it were that simple, Boomhauer. You take them spark plugs out, and in that little hole you put oil round there, just like Bobby Unser said: "The shock'd go bo-boom," just like that. Dale: "Fix It Again" Boomhauer: I'll tell you what you do. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you? It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony." (laughs) Hank: You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale. In the episode Rodeo Days, Hank and Peggy take Bobby to the store to shop for Bobby's cowboy attire for the rodeo he is going to attend along with Joseph.Hank: Yeah. Holloway also made Hank buy a cowboy rope, which then he runs into Boomhauer, and John Redcorn which Boomhauer was laughing at Hank at his cowboy attire. Holloway also agreed which Hank refuses, but eventually just bought it, and wore it. Holloway and Bobby then gave Hank some spurs which Bobby helped picked out, then the salesman then said that Hank also needs a cowboy hat, which Mr. Holloway along with Bobby to the store after he was disappointed that Hank didn't have cowboy boots, and at the store, Hank had a hard time fitting into cowboy boots since he has a large toes, which the salesman recommended him to try on Birkenstock sandals, which he told the salesman to shut up. In the episode The Company Man, Hank takes Mr. Rhinestein's Cowboy is a Western Wear Store located in Arlen which sells cowboy attire such cowboy boots, cowboy hats, and accessories such as spurs and ropes.
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